NAME: STEFAN ANDERSON
LOCATION: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA

Ladies and Gentlemen, the human experiment began by Dr. Stefan Müller, and later completed by Mr. Thomas Anderson will be hereafter referred to as the human experiment known as Stefan Anderson. The human experiment known as Stefan Anderson was born of a caustic chemical compound concocted by a sociopathic scientist named Dr. Stefan Müller; a once-celebrated chemistry professor who, in his old age grew bitter with the youth culture of the 1980's and increasingly concerned with destroying the boundary between media consumption and teenage genocide.

Dr. Müller's experiment was aborted prematurely when he was detained by local authorities and locked away indefinitely at the Napa State Mental Institution. His experiment was recovered after twelve long years, still incubating in a boiling vat of his own regurgitated stomach acids, among other corrosive compounds. Nearly forgotten in the abandoned basement laboratory of Dr. Müller's once-thriving silent movie theater in a Northern California ghost town, the brain was discovered by an able-bodied computer programmer named Thomas Anderson. Mr. Anderson's discovery led him to embark on a life-long pilgrimage in search for a human vessel capable of sustaining Dr. Müller's unstable brain experiment.

Mr. Anderson spent years working to conceal the dangerous experiment, never letting it leave his side during his extensive, trans-dimensional travels. Immediately preceding his death, Mr. Anderson came upon a tall, human skeletal mass in its intermediate stages of development. As this was the opportunity for which he he had been waiting nearly his entire adult life, he took immediate action by carefully splicing the brain stem with the developing vertebrae. It was the tragedy that followed which Mr. Anderson could never have prepared for. Agents discovered Thomas' empty carcass, along with his journals at the scene.

There were but small traces of DNA linking the organism which had come alive and destroyed Mr. Anderson to the man we now theorize to be known as the human experiment known as Stefan Anderson. Stefan Anderson was recently rumored to have been seeking refuge in the mainframe of Zion, but has been known to create elaborate diversions intended to outwit our Agents. If any evidence supporting the continued existence of Stefan Anderson is ever to be discovered, we ask that the findings are reported at once, and without incident. Hell have mercy if the task falls at your feet.